January 2009
16 posts
“They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds. I always reply by saying...”
– David Attenborough on hate mail from creationist loons.
“What kind of grep does not have the -q option?”
– Ygor on Unix.com
Punks jump up to get beat down
Abraham: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abraham: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson (to Gregory): Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Gregory: No.
Sampson: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir.
Gregory: Do you quarrel, sir?
Abraham: Quarrel, sir? No, sir.
Sampson: If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.
Abraham: No better.
“Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an...”
– Indiana Jones
“A very tiny part of me now, and will always, consist of an elderly man dying in...”
– Caitlin Moran
“They’re kind of narco-jihadi-peasants.”
– Joe Klein on the new Taliban
